MyChineseNewYear

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had too much sun yesterday. My face is burnt and my nose is super red. All thanks to Zah and Fah who wanted to bask themselves in the sun and tan themselves. Me? I'm into fair skin. It's been a long time since I was fair; the last time my skin was fair was when I was in kindergarten.

But that aside, I had a great time with my friends. We behaved like kids; taking stupid shots of ourselves, jumping in the air, blading, being picked up by Bangladeshis and watching 'Kung Fu Dunk'.

Picked up by Bangladeshis? Yeah.. all three of us. Extremely incomprehensible. The following conversation took place..

Fah and I were removing our blades. Down came a group of Bangladeshis and sat next to us.

Bangladeshi #1: Running shoes?

I ignored him.

Bangladeshi #1: Running shoes?

Zah: They are blades.

Bangladeshi #2: You got problem?

Me: Problem???

Bangladeshi #2: You got problem? (pointed to the bench?)

Me: Problem???

Bangladeshi #2: You got problem? (pointed to the bench?)

Me: Oh.. (comprehension sank in) You can sit here. No problem.

Bangladeshi #2: You from China?

Me: Huh?

Bangladeshi #2: You from China?

Me: (laughing inside) No, we are locals.

Fah: Hurry up.. Let's go (in Malay)

The three of us took off like nobody's business.

Zah: Ti.. tell your mum not to worry anymore.

Me: Why?

Zah: Remember.. she said if you are not married by 31, she'll find a road sweeper to marry you? Now no need. One Bangladeshi's interested in you.

Me: Bloody #$%^&*!!!!

Fah: Haaahaaahaaa..

That was what happened in Sentosa. You have to admit that the whole place was infested with Bangladeshis. Hmm.. 'infested' is quite a negative word. 'Swarmed'? Everywhere you turned, you'll see them. I guess it was a day off for them and they needed the space to relax. But picking us up? Heesh.. that was a big NO NO!!!

Prior to our blading experience, we saw this Bangladeshi who looked as if he was naked. Zah and I couldn't stop laughing. He was actually wearing a swimming trunk which was brown in colour. Or maybe, he was wearing his underwear. God knows! He looked naked because his skin colour and his swimming trunk/underwear were the same colour! Haish.. luckily I don't have eye infection from seeing a spectacle!

After that, we went to Vivo to watch 'Kung Fu Dunk'. Personally, I prefer 'Secret'. 'Kung Fu Dunk' was slightly over the top. And the hilarious thing was, everytime Jay Chou did a slam dunk, people in the theatre actually clapped! Yup.. THEY CLAPPED!!! Zah, Fah and I were incredulous, laughing our heads off. Man, they really were his fans. Heesh.. that's how crazy fans can be.. and we didn't know that! LOL..

Today, I'm nursing my sunburnt at home. Feel so lazy to do any work. It's been a long time since we had a public holiday. Slack.. Slack.. Slack..