The Ya-Ya Sisterhood (compliments from Fah)

The last time I heard from Zah, she and Dah were having this SMS war.

I'm sure I'm gonna be slapped on the face for writing about their dispute but this is too hilarious not to be written. Furthermore, we've been friends since secondary one and we are super CLOSE. Plus I'm too cute to be ignored and they LOVE me despite my numerous handicaps. And most importantly, Hari Raya's in two days time. So both of you have to forgive me, okay?

My two girlfriends are fighting over money. Not that they owe each other money but it was over some work that one ought to receive payment. So as usual, I'm always the innocent party who would receive forwarded sms and be the impartial judge.

Anyway, to cut the story short, the three of us would not be close friends if not for the fact that we have known one another for the longest time. This includes Fah and Nad.

The five of us are pretty anal for different reasons; Dah with money, Zah with tardiness, Nad with cleanliness, Fah with coolness and me with orderliness.

Anyway, just wanna say Selamat Hari Raya Aidifitri, my dearest friends. Forgive me for any mistakes I've made. I know I've been MIA this fasting month, but trust me, I'm super busy with work. Nad, if you are reading this, I know you complained to PurringFeline about my absence but don't worry. Will make it up to you. Should be more free during the holidays.

Fah, sorry that I didn't know about you were sick and having exam at the same time. Didn't even realise that I didn't contact you for the longest time. I know that you know that when I'm busy, I just forget the world. Will make it up to you too.

Dah, seriously, must celebrate your birthday together again this year. I'm making myself free on that day. Wohoo..

And my dearest Nyot, Selamat Hari Raya, maaf zahir dan batin, kawan. Ni, ha, aku berbual Melayu dengan engkau. Kenalah kita berlatih berbual dalam bahasa Melayu, ya? Lagipun, engkau dahulu ambil Malay A dan aku ni ambil Bahasa Melayu sebagai Bahasa pertama. Haahaa..