What I Have Learnt Today

Staring at a computer for too long (5 hours ++) can cause one to

1. lose one's vision momentarily (or more accurately, everything seems to have a life of its own and starts to dance the woozy pompom).
2. feel so sick at the bottom of one's gut that without skilled gut control, one cannot stop one's food from gushing out of one's mouth.
3. become a contortionist; one's upper body (head + torso) can stoop as low as the ground while one's lower body (fanny + legs) remain constantly stuck to the ground.
4. wish that one has found out the dark side of the world of blog so that one would not get involved (like spending 5 hours ++) sitting in front of one's laptop just to update one's blog.

Duh!

*twenty28eight has not even started one single work since she updated her blog at 1200*

Poem I

The Sick Rose

O Rose, thou art sick!
The invisible worm,
That flies in the night,
In the howling storm

Has found out thy bed
Of crimson joy;
And his dark secret love
Does thy life destroy

William Blake

The Bell, The Goonies and The Invisible Woman

11.15 a.m.
Ten minutes more before the bell rings. Sigh... Life has become such a routine. Once the bell rings, it's time for you to lift your deirdre/deidre (gosh... I don't know how to spell it!). Okay.. okay.. I'll make it simple; it's time for you to lift your fanny/buttocks/butt/bum (hmm.. my vocabulary's really good today!) and stroll/waddle/sashay/march/limp/hop/roll (heehee.. I'm really good!) to your destination. And when you reach there, you have to face an army (30 actually) of goonies who believe that you're actually THE INVISIBLE WOMAN! It'll take them a painfully excruciating ten minutes that you're slowly becoming visible in front of their 60/60 eyesight. And even then, there'll be some DUSH! goonies who are still interacting, trying to improve their social skils. Sigh..

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh...
The bell!

3.46 p.m.
Finally, everything's over. The moulding of the goonnies, the photo-taking of the purplelites and the convention of numeric intellects. Behind me is the gathering of the elites; sharing information with one another. The latter is such a joyous occassion; a destress for the day.

*twenty28eight is eagerly waiting for 7.01 p.m. to taste her first food for the day*

Age is Catching Up. Sigh...

Finally...

Was toying with this thing for more than an hour just so that I can read it in English! Amazing how our brain slows down as we age...

Must start eating my vitamins. Need to boost my withering brain before I reach the big 30.

Two hours later:
Another Big problem... I can't upload the pictures!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh........

Driving me NUTS!!! Where're my vitamins?!?! Where ARE my vitamins?!?!

Sniff!


*twent28eight is currently suffering fom blur vision, distortion of thoughts and complex heart palpitation due to her inability to conquer the world of blog*